| Women Quotes and Famous Sayings | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned.
| 4.5
Vote | 30 |
| | 2. | Women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
| 4.4
Vote | 56 |
| | 3. | I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
| 4.4
Vote | 48 |
| | 4. | The problem with women is that they get all worried and crazy about nothing and then they marry him.
| 4.4
Vote | 33 |
| | 5. | Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
| 4.4
Vote | 26 |
| | 6. | A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
| 4.4
Vote | 25 |
| | 7. | Girls are like phones, we like to be held tight and talked to but if you push the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
| 4.3
Vote | 45 |
| | 8. | You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
| 4.2
Vote | 50 |
| | 9. | Give a girl the correct footware and she can conquer the world.
| 4.2
Vote | 35 |
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