| Alcohol Quotes and Famous Sayings | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
| 4.7
Vote | 862 |
| | 2. | To alcohol, the nights that you'll never remember, with the friends you'll never forget.
| 4.7
Vote | 107 |
| | 3. | If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair.
| 4.7
Vote | 47 |
| | 4. | Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
| 4.6
Vote | 558 |
| | 5. | To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to all of life's problems!
| 4.6
Vote | 337 |
| | 6. | Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
| 4.6
Vote | 168 |
| | 7. | I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day. (Some cite Dean Martin with this too)
| 4.6
Vote | 133 |
| | 8. | Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
| 4.6
Vote | 108 |
| | 9. | Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
| 4.6
Vote | 17 |
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